Hi im gary and i think im alright

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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funny-pictures-uk:

Best business card ever.

funny-pictures-uk:

Best business card ever.

fedswatching:

got dragon balls like my name is vegetaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

liferuin:

My neighbors always throw parties and they asked me to DJ for them tonight
🔊😎📣

liferuin:

My neighbors always throw parties and they asked me to DJ for them tonight
🔊😎📣