Hi im gary and i think im alright

Get used like a door knob

I used to know how to pick up a girl

Now I know how to be invisible to the opposite sex

I’m such a loser I humor myself

sos

Help! Somebody help! This is a call of distress, I’m fucking freaking out I need to get some shit offa my chest. Cuz recently I’ve been feeling offbeat and stressed. Like someone shot a hole out my moon now all I’m left with is crest. I’m hiding under the covers. My body shimmers and shudders I try to speak and studder
This shits rough like tough mudder
I try to vent, but Fuck it. They say live life like you always about to kick the bucket . Then why do I feel so controlled like a puppet. My lifes a tragic comedy of a mupphet. A hero with dented and broken armor . Ive been waiting for this lady her name is karma.

So if I’m a pupplet then please baby pull my puppet strings. Yes please baby let this bird sing. Yes please baby let this bell ring. I know I’m gone and I know I’m probably replaced I know my souls hardly in place I don’t know how much longer I can take. But I guess for now all I can do is bite my toung, and pull my hair, and gouge my eyes put hot coals under both my thighs convince myself my own damn lies and just hope for some brighter skies. I don’t know but I feel like maybe I shouldn’t wonder for the first time in my life I was frightful of the thunder


GdK

sweetteaandwildflowers:

tastefullyoffensive:

Missed by a hare.

Ahh I see what you did there

sweetteaandwildflowers:

tastefullyoffensive:

Missed by a hare.

Ahh I see what you did there

mystory-goeson:

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing

mystory-goeson:

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA omgg I can’t stop laughing

suppermariobroth:

The characters from Super Mario Kart.

dorkly:

Why Every Live Action Batman is the Best Batman

Adam West

Adam West is the only one who seemed to ever get - and embrace - the inherent goofiness of Batman. I mean, he’s a billionaire who dresses up like a BAT and fights a huge array of themed-criminals, often aided by an acrobatic orphan and a stiff upper-lipped butler. That’s an incredibly goofy premise.

To read about why we love the other live action Batmans, click here!

moreganplease:

consuljuniper:

relahvant:

perpetualvelocity:

moonjellys:

proudgayconservative:

nolanthebloghog:

The bomb is dropped

The kittens sort of soften the blow.

this is the shittiest post ever. please unfollow me if you agree with this post also shame on OP for using cute kittens for this garbage post

not sure what it is exactly that makes this post so shitty? Because it’s promoting actual equality? instead of saying that you can call everyone else shit because you are part of an oppressed party you can say you are equal to them doesn’t exactly sound like a shitty idea to me.

BOOM. So many people on this website need to read this twice, let it sink in and then read it again.

Nah this post is actually really shitty. Like super shitty.

It wants to pretend that somehow dominant groups (white cisgender, heterosexual men) are being attacked.

Oh yes. Poor white people. When will white people be equal with black people? When will white people stop going to jail for crimes black people get away with? When will gay people start allowing straight people to have the same rights as them? When will trans folk stop being murdered by cis folk just because they’re cis? When will women have equal representation in the workforce and government?

Wait a minute…

Stop pretending everything is equal. It’s *gasp* not. If you’re making these pathetic little pictures because you think cishet white males are somehow at threat, you’re ridiculous. 

And telling marginalized folks they need to give equal care to privileged people is fucking gross, and it’s honestly a tactic used by oppressors to pretend everything is the same.

That shit needs to stop. And if you disagree with me on that, feel free to unfollow me. Any of you. Because I’m not sorry. I’m not going to give equal attention and care to my fucking oppressor group to make anyone feel comfortable. 

My life is fucking threatened by being who I am. Cishet white males are not threatened for being that. They are not killed and raped and imprisoned and oppressed because of that.

Stop feeding into this BULLSHIT. You’re not fucking victims.

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